January 26, 2009

MO' BETTER BEARD: Bearded Bargnani vs. Beardless Bargnani

Ever since the New Year, Andrea Bargnani has really stepped it up. The production from the former #1 draft pick has increased dramatically. He has moved from a Darko comparison to a Dirk comparison. In this same time frame, Andrea looks to have stopped shaving and has grown a ridiculous beard that only the Gasol brothers could be jealous of.

Here is the statistical analysis of the bearded Bargnani vs. beardless Bargnani.


Beardless Bargnani (15 games before New Years Eve)
Averaged: 7.5 ppg, 31% FG pctg , 23% 3PT pctg, 3.2 rebounds
(picture from 12/29 game vs. Golden State)

Notable games:
Dec 5th @ Utah: 7 pts on 3-12 shooting, 6 rebounds
Dec 10th vs Ind: 0 pts on 0-4 shooting, 4 rebounds
Dec 17th vs Dal: 3 pts on 1-5 shooting, 3 rebounds
Dec 20th @ SA: 2 pts on 1-5 shooting, 2 rebounds
Dec 22nd @ LAC: 3 pts on 1-5 shooting, 1 rebound
Dec 29th @ GSW: 7 pts on 3-8 shooting, 6 rebounds

Words to describe Beard-less Bargs' play:
No confidence, hesitant, soft, no defense, can't rebound, sucks, Darko, Kwame, Bust-nani, inconstistent, defensive liability






"There is no chin behind Andrea Bargnani's beard. There is only another fist."


Bearded Bargs (15 games after New Years Eve)
Averages: 21 ppg, 52% FG pctg , 49% 3PT pctg, 6.7 rebounds

Notable games:
Dec 31st vs Den: 26 pts, 6 rebounds
Jan 4th @Mil: 21 pts, 5 threes, 8 rebounds
Jan 7th @ Was: 25 pts, 4 threes, 4 rebounds, 2 blocks
Jan 12th @ Bos: 23 pts, 8 rebounds
Jan 14th vs Chi: 31 pts on 10-14 shooting, 10 rebounds
Jan 19th @ Atl: 20 pts, 10 rebounds
Jan 25th vs Sac: 24 pts, 7 rebounds

Words to describe Bearded Bargs' play:
Confident, Tough, talented scorer, swagger, consistent, gritty, Rebel Without A Cause

Other Notable Beards:
Chuck Norris, Sean Connery, Clint Eastwood, Abe Lincoln, Mr.T



Ever since the growth of the beard, here are the percentage improvements on Bargnani's stats:

Scoring is up 184%
Assists are up 110%
Rebounds up 108%

3 pt percentage up 62%
FG percentage up 113%


Toughness is up 400% (just watch below)







When all else fails in life, grow a freaking beard.



44 comments:

mookie January 27, 2009 at 6:55 AM  

"There is no chin behind Andrea Bargnani's beard. There is only another fist."

HAHAHA!!! I love it!
Bargnani é un leggenda totale!

-- mookie
www.ASternWarning.com

Unknown January 27, 2009 at 12:30 PM  

^ +1

Nice analysis.

I'm happy to say, I never got off the Bargnani bandwagon:

http://petemarasmitch.blogspot.com/2008/12/not-bust-gnani.html

sankofa January 27, 2009 at 12:55 PM  

Glad to see he's finally starting to pay off.

the word verification for my leaving this comment is "millph"

accident?

shayan January 27, 2009 at 1:07 PM  

Great post hehe. The beard has done wonders for AB.

Navin Vaswani (@eyebleaf) January 27, 2009 at 6:32 PM  

Here's hoping he converts to Sikhism, and never shaves again.

Anonymous,  January 27, 2009 at 10:30 PM  

It worked for Gasol too. He grew the beard and became an all star.

Anonymous,  January 28, 2009 at 12:15 AM  

that made my day, halarious! great post Romes

Anonymous,  January 28, 2009 at 7:11 AM  

And it is proven again, a nicely grown beard intimidates - even the game.

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